About the Divine Disciples of Lady Leota
We are your spiritual guides in the Afterlife.
Do you find yourself in need of spiritual guidance in this neon desert? Then look no further than The Divine Disciples of Lady Leota. We look forward to meeting you, because with The DDLL, there’s always room for one more.
What we do:
Our Magic 8 Balls know all the answers to your “yes” or “no” questions. Our origami fortune tellers, and M.A.S.H sheets reveal all there is to know about life, the universe, and everything. We also offer wedding services!*
*Special readings available for repeat customers. Just ask Constance!
Who IS Lady Leota?
Who knows!?
Not Us
Where To Worship?
Find us in FREQ, spot #6 on the Main Drag.
In the Afterlife, we'll accept you even if you forget to bring your death certificate. We do not, however, accept liability for any hitchhikers you may attract in the Afterlife. Be sure to check your safety, as some spirits are particularly playful.
