Hypr is Dangerous!
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Just when you thought Galaxium was the only thing you had to worry about ending up in your kid's cereal, Hypr hits the market.
What is Hypr?
Its a powdered drug, usually blue in color, and advertised as the next big Hydration Hit! And let me tell you, It DOES hydrate. Very well. And it's got electrolytes. Y'know, the thing plants crave? But here's where it all goes wrong.
Not only does the powder hydrate you, but it over-hydrates. The powder has a special property that can synthesize water from a wide variety of matter that touches it. Although no stomachs have turned to water, users report that all nutrients from ingested substances are completely drained upon touching the powder. those with a full stomach have succumb to drowning.
And the most insidious part, the drug inhibits the pain receptors and gives a hearty push to your dopamine glands. Not only does this make it addictive, but it makes you ENJOY the sensation of DROWNING.