SEA SHELL COVE
Sea Shell Cove is the premiere vendor when it comes to getting the seashells we all need for our restrooms. After the historical toilet paper shortage back on earth, mankind looked for a better alternative to the crude paper our primitive ancestors had relied on. After extensive research and testing, it was discovered that seashells were the natural solution. They provide a practical, and yet elegant, solution to all our bathroom needs. Sea Shell Cove provides the highest quality shells on the market, and guarantees not only you'll be satisfied, but that you'll be able to pass our shells to your grandchildren to enjoy long after you're gone.
Besides having the finest shells on this planet or any other, we also have a variety of bartering items we've collected from customers who were short on credits in their hour of need. When nature calls you'd be amazed to discover what people are willing to trade for just a few of our seashells.
Of course we are aware of the rumors about Sea Shell Cove SUPPOSEDLY being connected to the black market, as well as other unscrupulous elements of Neotropolis. The truth is that just like it says in the book EVERYONE SEASHELLS our parents all read us when we first learned to use the restroom, even the most nefarious people/beings have a need for our shells. We at Sea Shell Cove believe that all people/beings have the right to our product, despite whatever their background may be. Now when it comes to the rumors about our shell delivery service actually being used to deliver secret messages/contraband, or that some of our restroom stalls are actually access points to illegal speakeasies, ooor that we hire contractors to search for the forbidden lost seashell technology developed by a mad scientist...well unlike our shells those rumors are obviously all fabrications. That being said, if you ever want to earn some extra credits or seashells, then just stop by our establishment and we might have some work for you.
Missions and Lost Seashell Technology
Sea Shell Cove provides the 3 seashells for restrooms across Neotropolis. From the tiny restroom in the back of your favorite Noods shop, to the penthouse of Syndicate leaders. This extensive network of customers gives Sea Shell Cove the unique ability to run a multitude of underground missions such as sneaking contraband within seashell deliveries, passing messages/drugs inside fake hollowed out seashells, etc…
A special mission that Sea Shell Cove takes very seriously, is hiring contractors to locate the secret research and prototypes of an advanced seashell technology that became lost when it’s creator mysteriously went missing. He was a mad scientist so obsessed with restrooms that the only documented images of him are bathroom selfies. He spent his life developing new types of seashells the world has never seen before. He disappeared mysteriously with all of his research and prototypes, but Sea Shell Cove has acquired coded devices that supposedly contain clues to where this secret research/prototypes can be found. We are willing to reward contractors who are able to decode this information, and use it to bring back whatever research they discover for a handsome reward. Not only will contractors be rewarded, but they will also qualify to participate in a special mission that could lead them to un-lock the legendary weapon the MYPK. All contractors who believe they have what it takes, are welcome to stop by Sea Shell Cove to try and ask the management about letting them participate in one of these missions.